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Birthdays. Anniversaries. Christmas. These are Hallmark days we’re living in; there’s an occasion for everything. I don’t care if you’ve been with her for ten weeks or ten years: When one of those occasions rolls around, it’s on you to … Continue reading →

You can’t stand it when she leaves her makeup on the counter. When she overcooks the lasagna. When she lets the dog on your Grandmother’s couch; when she wakes up on the wrong side of the bed. When she looks … Continue reading →

You spend more time in front of the mirror than your girl does. It’s okay to admit it; she’s known for a while, and she still puts up with you. Really, it’s just one of your many shortcomings, right fellas? … Continue reading →

It’s the most terrifying thing you’ll ever do. For real this time. Because this time, you’re not meeting her mother. No, Romeo; you’re meeting her Daddy. Here’s how to survive. First of all, realize that, yes, it’s Daddy. Not ‘Father,’ … Continue reading →

You love her, right? Not just the way she makes you feel— –or the things she does for you— you genuinely, deeply, really-really love the girl. You’re just not in love anymore, and that’s okay. There are ways to let … Continue reading →

It’s the most terrifying thing you’ll ever do. Well, second most terrifying, maybe—but meeting her father is a whole ‘nother ballgame, and therefore a whole ‘nother article. And you know, don’t you, that from the second she lays eyes on … Continue reading →

I don’t care how good looking you are. I don’t even care how good looking you think you are. Your girlfriend looks better. You realize this, of course; you must, even sub-consciously, notice that every time you two are at … Continue reading →

So maybe you see her at the mall. Maybe you see her at the bar. The restaurant, the trail, the market. And all of a sudden where doesn’t matter half as much as who. Who is the one you let … Continue reading →

Let’s be honest—that first date was awkward as hell. The whole time, you were hoping to whoever you hope to that the last piece of salad wasn’t stuck to your teeth—and the movie after dinner wasn’t easy, either. Who can … Continue reading →

I’m making a couple of assumptions here. I’m assuming you’ve been on a dinner date with somebody you want to get to know…a little better. I’m assuming you’re doing the tried-and-true ‘dinner-and-a-movie’ thing (–I refuse to call it a cliché—it’s … Continue reading →